Population | 6.735 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 162 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.735 billion Second Best Puppet 162ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 162ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,040 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 154,546 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny, and religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 162's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Second Best Puppet 162 is ranked 277,731st in the world and 2,060th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 32.2 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 162, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 162, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 162, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 162, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
- : Second Best Puppet 162 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 162, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Noah to progressive thinkers.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 162, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 162, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Second Best Puppet 162 City's water use.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 162, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed.
- : Second Best Puppet 162 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Patriotic.